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Technology Comedian and Emcee Greg Schwem
We have the experience of providing technology comedian and emcee Greg Schwem for corporate and special events like yours. Let’s face it, business can be funny! Maybe you don’t think so when you’re still working at 8 PM Friday and your PC, printer and fax machine decided they would knock off at 5! But if you’re looking for someone to help you laugh about the business world, look no further than comedian Greg Schwem - now available for your next corporate or special event! "You brilliantly customized the program to identify with our industry and our company." Integrated Distribution Solutions	Preview

Whether it's a technology conference, sales meeting, an awards dinner or simply an event that needs some laughter, Greg Schwem is ready to bring his custom brand of CORPORATE COMEDY, EMCEE SKILLS or MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING to your next event.

	"You not only composed a script for our presentation, that showed great insight regarding the needs and expctations of our industry. but your peformance left the audience in stitches." BellSouth Business Systems
	"It is always a welcome relief to be able to laugh at the idiosyncrasies of technology while learning something along the way." Washington Mutual
	"Your stand-up comedy relating to our industry was a smashing success." Siemens Information and Communications Network
	"In our post-event questionairre, your entertainment was rated as the highlight of our week-long event." Mitel Networks
	"Your audience participation segment was extremely well done." Illinios Telecommunications Association
	"One of the top Chicago comics working today." Chicago Tribune

Audiences coast to coast have laughed at "Comedy With a Byte," Greg’s corporate comedy includes hilarious observations on technology and the business world. Full of clean, "business humor", Greg and Comedy With a Byte skewer technical support lines, monotonous business meetings, acronyms, "frequently" asked questions, e-commerce, cell phone addiction and that annoying guy in every office who always sends two word e-mails!

Greg's recent corporate clients include:

Washington Mutual
Sprint PCS
AT&T Wireless
McDonald’s
Motorola
Siemens
Amway
Echostar Communications
Adelphia Cable
Ameritech
Insurance Regulatory Examiner’s Society
North Central Electrical League
E-Talk
Wall Street Financial Group
CheckFree Corp.
Nationwide Insurance
Sallie Mae
Carquest
Iowa City, Iowa Chamber of Commerce
Springfield, Illinois Chamber of Commerce
Bismarck, ND Chamber of Commerce
Food Services of America
Comerica Bank
Insight Communications
ADC Telecommunications
Midwest Hardware Association
Southern Gas
Electric Boat Association
Office Depot
Marriott International
Maryland Hi-Tech Council
FirstLogic
Illinois Farm Bureau
Horace Mann Insurance
SunGard Trust Systems
New York State Telecommunications Assoc.
Illinois Telecommunications Assoc.
Fair Issac Software
Cox Communications
Longs Drug Stores
National Assoc. of Realtors
Spalding Sporting Goods

Unlike many speakers, Greg researches every audience and customizes material so no two shows are alike. Combining inoffensive comedy with lightning fast ad-lib skills, Greg takes his audiences on hilarious tours through their work environments. Greg knows the best way to motivate is to laugh at life’s everyday occurrences. Employees from companies such as McDonald’s, Motorola, Siemens, AT&T and Sprint PCS now know it too!

"A hit! A welcome refreshing change"
Washington Techway Magazine

A former NBC television reporter, Greg has numerous national television appearances to his credit and has shared the concert stage with the likes of Celine Dion, Jay Leno and LeAnn Rimes. His business humor has also made him a sought after master of ceremonies.

"One of the funniest performances we have ever witnessed"
MultiFamily Executive Magazine

Now available for your next corporate event - comedian Greg Schwem! Contact us today to arrange an appearance for your next special event.

Technology Comedian and Emcee Greg Schwem