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Etta MayComedian Etta May is available for your next corporate event. Whats the best way to describe Etta May? "Minnie Pearl with a migraine." To put it simply, when Etta May takes the stage, she is the reigning Queen of Southern Sass and Your Woman for the 21 st Century! This colorful comedienne, known for her trademark floral blouse, polyester pants, horn-rimmed glasses, and print bandana, used to tip the scale at an impressive 250 pounds. Having dropped over a hundred pounds she reflects, saying "You know youre getting fat when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises!"
Etta May met her husband (Delbert) an aspiring truck driver, while playing Bingo. On their first date, Delbert spared no expense and picked her up in a limo okay, an 18-wheeler and drove her to the nearest drive-in movie show. They were married that evening and nine months later, they were blessed with a boy, followed by a girl and two more boys. She says, "I named my kids after my favorite TV show, My Three Sons, Rob, Chip, Ernie, and Tramp. My teenage daughter thinks wearing a three-hook bra is playing hard to get. Her whole vocabulary consists of one word WHAT- EVER! My kids are little monsters lucky for me the doctor gave me Valium. What a wonderful drug! Then I realized the prescription was for me and not the kids!" Through the years, Etta May had a string of dead end jobs. She faithfully drove a school bus for over 10 years and learned how to handle unruly kids by Armor All-ing the seats and touching the brakes all the way home. One night, while volunteering as a bingo caller, she recalls, "the ball sucker got stuck." Forced to entertain a room full of angry Catholics, Etta May realized she could make people laugh. Etta May won the prestigious American Comedy Awards: "Stand-Up Comic of the Year," has appeared live on Oprah, Arsenio Hall, Comic Strip Live, MTV, and regularly on TNN, just to name a few. Her hilarious performance on "The Comedy Stores 15 th Anniversary Special," broadcast in prime time on NBC, nearly upstaged seasoned pros such as Robin Williams and Richard Pryor. Audiences may already be familiar with Etta May from the Bob & Tom or the Rick & Bubba syndicated radio shows. She has just partnered with Time Warner Productions, to distribute her video, "The Evolution of Etta" nationwide. Awards & Specials
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Comedian Etta May is now available for your next corporate event - contact us today to arrange an appearance for your next special event. |
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